The other day I was talking to my oldest daughter. She said we go through 10 pounds of bananas a month here and I said “no we don’t!”.
As I was making my way back to my room I saw the familiar produce plastic bag atop the fridge. Inside the bag two yellow delicious perfect bananas! I snuck them into my room and as I was about to peel and eat the first one.. it seemed rather light. It was a freaking yellow squash! I believe she tricked me and from what I hear… she tricked about every other person living here! Damn you summer squash!

I finally got a banana tonight… but I still feel the pain of not having one the other day! DAMN YOU SUMMER SQUASH!



